Let’s see, so, there was this girl, a huge bitch, she came into my house where I lived with two other people, a boy and a girl, no idea who they were but apparently they were my best friends. Anyway, we had a whole bunch of animals and apparently this girl came into my house and poisoned them. All of them. So we decided we were gonna break into her house to get the “potion” to save them. THAT night.

And by house I mean CASTLE, she lived in this giant house, I mean GIANT.

So we’re trying to figure out how we’re gonna get into this house without them knowing and get the potion and get out. And apparently the other two are friends with this bitch and it’s just me she’s “after.”

So they find out she’s having a costume party that night. Perfect! I can get in there and no one will even know!

We get in there and into the ballroom and everyone is dancing and having fun and even though I’m in a costume I’m trying my best to stay hidden and make sure no one recognizes me. And the girl I’m with sends me a note (one of the butlers or whatever there brings it to me and it says she requests I dance with her.)

So I get to the middle of the dance floor with her and two other people (one is the boy I live with) and the song from Grind comes on! Where they do the dance in the club, hahahahaha, seriously! And we all do the exact dance. And then we’re dancing, we’re dancing .. 

And then we remember we’re there for a reason and start moving out. We get to this girl’s room and I decided to steal a pair of boots from here (which were SO CUTE, I’m gonna search the interwebs after I’m done typing this for a pair, haha!)

Her room was a bust, didn’t find anything, so we split up and we’re running all over this GIANT HOUSE, it’s insane. I get to who I assume is her mom’s room and start searching and realize she’s in the bed! So I hid in the closet real fast because I heard the bitch girl coming. She gets in there and she’s all MOM, I NEED A SCARF, so she’s going through the closet, WHICH I’M IN and she’s getting closer and closer to me and then finds the scarf and gets out, goooooood.

They leave the room and I book it, there was nothing in there. 

And then the boy texts me and says he got it and the have me and the other girl meet him at the back door (which there’s like 10 of them, k) but we get together and have to get OUT because word got out that I was there looking for this stuff. And we have to dodge security guards and camera and whatever and we eventually make it out.

And we all start running for out lives down the street, because of course there’s no time to get the car, right. And we’re in these costumes that don’t cover much up and it’s snowing and so cold. And we make it to the WalMart down the street and figured we were safe and we’re quietly walking around just to be sure, gonna waste some time to see if anyone comes in after us.

And they DO, but then I woke up, so who even knows. 

I had some scary ass dreams. To the point where I’m not even going to write all the details down.

Basically, I fucked up my knee, I had to get surgery done. The doctor gave me a wheelchair that didn’t work and pushed my into the elevator. And I needed to go to the “surgery” floor but he pushed me to the basement/garage. So I was like, fuck, because once you go down you can’t go back up. So I decided to go to the Rochester hospital instead for some reason. But instead of it being the hospital it was the airport. So I was freaking out because my knee was about to explode so I was asking people how to get back to the hospital and I asked this one guy and he told me to take a cab and gave me a fifty dollar bill. So I was excited and I was all thank you! And he was like, well, you gotta give me something in return and he was a real creepbag so I started running. And then bad things happened that I don’t even want to write about it was so realistic and disgusting. But I ended up chopping his head off with a chainsaw I found, sweet. 

And so we ran for his car and he chased us, without a head. And we ended up getting in and locking the doors RIGHT in time. So scary. And then we drove off.

And then I was grocery shopping, or something, with Danny, haha, I don’t know.

And then I don’t remember what was going on, I’m pretty sure I was in Candi’s apartment in California. And Jodie was there. 

And then the one crazy girl from The Craft showed up and tried to kill us so I used my super sweet magically powers to kill her ass. It was like Sam’s powers in Supernatural. Whoop.

And then me and Katie got matching tattoos on our backs, I don’t remember what the words said but I had flowers all over the place and it looked AWESOME.

The end.

So it started out I was at my old high school, and whenever I’m at my high school in my dreams it’s HUGE, kind of like an abandoned mall. All the walls are graffiti covered. The stair cases are all broken and crazy. And everyone just looks miserable. So I’m in math and the teacher says something rude as fuck, who was actually Mr. Caputa (was my English teacher in college, he would never!) so I was like, whatever, I’m going pee.

So as I’m going pee, I catch myself in the mirror and I’m dressed in PJ pants and I have my old glasses on from like, middle school, and my hair is like it was then too so I was just like, ew stop. Not today. And the bathroom is HUGE with a million stalls and they’re all taken except a couple so I have to run around and find one. And as I’m past everyone in the bathroom they’re all whispering “gotta run!” at me. So I said, fuck you, I don’t want to run, ya god damn creeps. And I peed and went up to Martin’s room (so like high school, always Martin’s room) which is of course the art room. 

So I hang out in there for awhile and decided I was hungry and went down to get food.

And it’s like the food court in the mall, bigger. And it the middle are a couple carnival rides. 

So, this is where it shows I clearly watch too much Youtube .. because I meet up with Jorge, Alexa and Eli (realitychangers) and apparently Jorge is my boyfriend. So I’m like HEY BABE. And he tells me the girls are on one of the rides. But he’s real weird about it. And everyone is staring. 

So I went and hopped on the ride they were on (as it was still moving) and Alexa and Eli are all strapped in but I’m not and I scoot to the back of the seat where no one can see me and they both see me and get excited but I’m like shh shh! Don’t say anything. So there’s that.

And eventually we get off and we all start running out the doors to the parking garage which is HUGE. Because something exploded and these alien like people are running at everyone with ray guns. And we get out there and we’re like, alright where’s the car we gotta go to the airport. And I know where the car is. We didn’t park on this side, we parked all the way out front. And Jorge gets mad at me and was like NO IT’S NOT, are you gonna drive us to the airport? No. And I was like, cool, well, if I get to the car before you I’m taking it and you’re fucked. Which I will because I know exactly where it it and he doesn’t. And he was like, you wouldn’t leave the girls. And I’m like, you’re right, and took them with me. And then another explosion happens and he runs one way and I go the other and the girls run back inside! So we’re freaking out like NO GUYS, GET OUT HERE and the ray guns are making this fun little show of lights and thinking it’s all fun and games and I grab Eli but the aliens get Alexa. 

So then we’re running again but I’m alone and I hide behind this wall where I think I’m hidden but I’m not. And this creepy family is like “whatcha got there?” and I don’t realize they’re talking to me because I think I’m hidden. So then I say “me?” and they nod all weird. And I’m like, a water gun, because that’s what it looks like and I shoot them all with it! And they’re not dying! They’re falling out but not dying. So I keep shooting and shooting and they just won’t die.

The end.

I went fishing with a boy and a girl that I work with.

Was all stoked I caught a fish, but then I noticed a shark and got out of the water (because for some reason I was like waist deep while I was fishing) and climbed up the stone wall that was behind us.

And then I realized I was sitting super high up and freaked OUT so I was all HEY (to the boy) help me! I don’t like this at all. And he came and helped me down and then just cradled me like a baby. 

And so then I was all upset about my fish getting away but it was still on my line on my pole which was floating away so I said HEY (to the girl) get my fish! And she jumped in there with no problem even though the shark was right next to her and got my fish for me. 

Then I took the fish home with the boy and put him in a little fish bowl. 

Sweet. 

Also I had another dream that was real sexual. With Hunter Moore (yep!) who runs isanyoneup? But he was ridiculously sweet and I was all about it. Then things starting happening and I was like “No! you’re gonna put me on isanyoneup!” and he was like, I would never ever do that to you, only you! Okay. Was believable. It was pretty fantastic sex though. 

And then after that we were sitting on the bed (which I’m pretty sure we were in Lena Haynes house. Weird) and we heard a bunch of people freaking outside and I was like THEY’RE BREAKING IN, THEY’RE GONNA KILL US. And then we ran around the room looking for weapons we could use to kill these people.

And then he looked out the window and these two real creepy men were standing under a street light just staring at us. Bleck. Too realistic. Not a fan.

And then Danny shows up and was like “oh, it’s just my family, they’re being a little rowdy, sorry.”

Uh huh ..

Well, okay. I had a dream that I was getting on a plane to go somewhere. I have no idea where. But this airport was HUGE and real scary/creepy. So I called my mom and asked her to come help me find my plane and she had to drive me through the airport. And we were kind of driving on a golf course and on the sides were cliffs that just dropped off. And my mom kept driving real close to the edge because she thought it was hilarious.

And then I finally made it to the plane and realized I left my headphones at home. And my book. And my flight was like 5 hours long so I was freaking out!

And then I got to wherever I was going and my mom and Alex were there (but they weren’t on the plane with me so wtf?) and the sun was setting and it was GORGEOUS and all I wanted to do was get a couple pictures and they wouldn’t stop the car to let me get a picture. So upsetting.

Last night I had a dream that I was sleeping over at Alex’s and he left for work or something .. and for some unknown reason Luke came into the room with his girlfriend (who was a girl I went to high school with ..) and one of his friends and they just hung out on the bed, which I was still on, but yet no one said anything to me .. and so I left and went out into a different room and slammed the door and just heard them laughing. WEIRD. Okay.

And then I had a dream I was walking around the Renaissance festival, which is like my favorite thing ever, but it was in the armory in Oswego, which is real tiny and it was nothing like it actually is .. and then I ran into Mrs. Martin and was super excited to see her and she wasn’t excited to see me at all.

See, I’d write more in detail, not that I can really remember right now, but I can’t type on this keyboard and it’s driving me nuts because I keep having to fix everything! Haha! 

Well, first, I was at the movies with my brother in this HUGE HUGE theater. And I was mad because we were late (I hate being late to anything) so we walked in during the middle of the movie, and I thought it was a movie about Faeries but it was actually the Hunger Games so I was SO MAD that I missed the first half of the movie. But I watched it and then left. Cool. It wasn’t even good you guys, don’t bother going to see it. Haha! Let’s hope the actual movie is so much better because this was terrible and Gale was everywhere, I hate Gale.

And then I was at this GIANT carnival (fun fact, IRL I am terrified of carnivals, the music freaks me out, I always feel like it’s the perfect place to get murdered, couldn’t tell you why) so we’re walking through this place and it’s all ridiculously scary, lots of clowns, which I’m not really afraid of but I was in this dream. So I was clinging to the people I was with and then I opened my eyes and we’re in this big Hot Topic/Halloween store.

So I was checking out all the costumes and it was great and I wanted these boots so badly and they were 500 dollars. Totally bummed. But I was just walking around with some friends trying on costumes and playing with things but it was still so super scary that I just wanted to leave.

And then I was at the pier with my family and we all had tubes and we were running and sliding down the pier with them. But then I slid way too far right to the end of the pier into the water, and the end of the pier went right into the middle of the ocean and so my family came running after me to help me get away from the sharks, let me tell you, if that was real life, I would have died on the spot, because there’s nothing more terrifying than super deep water and sharks. Ugh.

And then this man came out from behind one of the poles and was like “what are you doing!” Turns out he’s my brother’s wife’s dad (we were visiting them) so we follow him to this HUGE house. We go in and have to take this escalator that went SO FAST I was afraid of it, haha. And I don’t really remember what happened there, I just know this guy was a major weiner and I ended up telling him if he kept up his shit and hurt my family I’d rip his dick off and feed it to him and when he laughed at me and said good luck I said I’d done it before, to a cop. Sweet. And then we met up with my brother’s wife (I was AROUND the escalator) she was incredibly trashy (she’s really not in real life at all) so I was like, cool, I’ll kill you. They were like having a dance party in the kitchen wearing these filthy scummy clothing and dancing with old dudes. So I had a freak out and took my nephew and left. 

And then I was on a bus, going home, and it was a HUGE BUS and I was sitting in the back with Morgan and Kaitlan, haha! And basically we were just people watching and we saw these huge buildings and they were gorgeous.

Yep!

I really gotta start writing in this right when I wake up so I can get things down right.

But anyway, I was in my old house last night, one of our old family parties was going on, but it wasn’t exactly family, it was a lot of random people, a lot of people from Tumblr (lol) Parker was there too. 

My room was in the “big screen” room (which was our living room/bar, it was huge) because the back staircase was there. 

And I was in the bathroom showering.

And then I went downstairs to check on everybody and apparently these two girls drank too much and “fell asleep.” So I FREAKED and ran upstairs into this girl’s room who I apparently lived with and she said they were in a coma and she “hid them.” She hid them in her closet, where it led to the attic. But it was so WEIRD like they were killed or something so I left Parker in there to deal with it and I ran to my bathroom/room, locked the door, put on sweats and booked it out of there down the back steps.

And then there were people chasing me and I ran and hid inside a neighbors house, where a boy (who I’ve talked to on Tumblr before so it’s so silly) was laying on the stairs, okay, looks cozy. So I went and laid with him and he was all “you know you can’t be here.” and I was like “but you’re so warm.” And then those people chasing me came crashing through the door and we ran up the stairs and jumped down out of a window .. cool. We landed, I mean, we didn’t die, we landed on our feet and ran.

And I think that’s all I can remember ..

I always forget I have this blog. 

But anyway,

Last night was weird.

First of all, I was at my gram’s wake all over again and the “adults” were all towards the back of them room hanging out, talking (which was the big room/bar at my old house) while some of the kids (Jayden, Aiden, Ava, Chloe) were all up near her casket and they were all talking to her and whatever so everyone thought it was cute. But I was the only one watching them and they decided to go CRAZY and turned into little cannibals (like from Wicked Little Things, yikes) and started tearing her apart! What da heck, brats. Get out.

And then I was in a car with a few people, pretty sure Parker was driving, what a turd, and it was storming outside but not that bad but then one lightning struck and the bolt when from the ground to the sky and it was HUGE and someone was like “oh my god!” because it was yellow but it was turning white from the bottom up real slow? I don’t know. And then my car door wouldn’t stay shut and I kept almost getting sucked out. And then everything turned into War of the Worlds and those crazy alien things came at us.

I obviously don’t remember the details of this one very much! 

Welp, last night’s dream was pretty awkward to the point I didn’t know whether or not to write it down. And now that I decided to do it anyway I can’t remember all the details. 

A friend and I were talking on FB and apparently she decided she liked me and I decided I liked her and she decided she wanted to be my girlfriend even though I wasn’t very sure about it (let’s keep in mind I am not a lesbian.)

So she came over and we cuddled and she basically tried to have sex with me but she kissed me so hard I was just like NO, GET OUT, you’re ridiculous. Like, it was awful movie type kissing, ahaha. So I told her I wasn’t ready for this and she left.

And then she stopped talking to me for a couple days because I remember checking my FB to see if she replied to me.

And then we were in a house together and she was yelling at me and freaking out and saying “would Rachel like that?” Apparently I had been with some girl named Rachel but I was denying it.

HAHAHA, WHAT.

And at one point I bedazzled a pair of her shoes.

And ate some Reeses Pieces soup.

Alright.